Ritz Original Crackers

Ingredients: Unbleached enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate vitamin B1, riboflavin vitamin B2, folic acid), canola oil, palm oil, sugar, salt, leavening (calcium phophate and/or baking soda), high fructose corn syrup, soy lecithin, and natural flavor.

Ritz Crackers exist in the universe to make your life better. Rich, buttery, and crumbly, they're delicious by themselves and with other food. Make the whole sleeve disappear. No regrets, my friends.